Clever one Liners!

Clever one Liners!

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Dyslexics have more fnu.

Failure is not an option!! its a lifestyle.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost.

Linux is only free if your time is worthless.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Do not argue with an idiot.

He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.